kalories:

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

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yadoking:

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

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fleaz:

can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys 

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continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city 

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one time a boy liked me just kidding

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witchpop:

why do u only have 1 wing

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jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist

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sextingllamas:

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

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letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

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