kalories:

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

(Source: thr-ill, via textpostsandcats)

yadoking:

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

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fleaz:

can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys 

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continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

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one time a boy liked me just kidding

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witchpop:

image

why do u only have 1 wing

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7th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life
12th grade me: bruh

jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist

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sextingllamas:

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

(Source: yuckier, via textpostsrus)

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

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I wanna be where the people are

I wanna be where the people are

(Source: xdarklydreamingx, via fuckyeahloldemort)

fuckyeahlaughters:

georje:
I FOUND A WHOLE ROOM FULL OF PILLOWS I AM ABOUT TO HAVE THE MOST FUN I WILL PROBABLY EVER HAVE

fuckyeahlaughters:

georje:

I FOUND A WHOLE ROOM FULL OF PILLOWS I AM ABOUT TO HAVE THE MOST FUN I WILL PROBABLY EVER HAVE

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